Breastfeeding on a park bench whilst shouting to my toddler "get down!...Not until Mummy can lift you!..Stop it!...Walk up the STEPS!" etc etc is just a regular kinda thang for me nowadays. As is multi tasking on a mass scale every single day, and it got me thinking, how does my LBB compare to now? (That's Life Before Babies). Hmm...
2002 - Necking litres of coffee to stay awake and finish my dissertation/study for finals
2012 - Drinking enough coffee to keep me from actually tripping over my own eyebags whilst staying within the safe limit when breastfeeding
2003 - Elated to buy our first home AND begin my career as a Headhunter
2013 (Feb) - Elated to sell our first home (for less than what we paid, cheers for that market crash, thank feck we had equity) and to JUST be able to give up work to be a Stay At Home Mummy
2000 - Partying at Uni (yay!) at home (yay!) and on a girly holiday abroad (yay!) biggest worry; not puking during lectures
2010 (March) - Throwing my guts up at home (urgh) in the car whilst driving (feck) and in the office toilets (gross) biggest worry - getting through the day without puking (should NOT be called morning sickness)
2008 - After a stressful and long (8 - 6 + an hour commute each way) day in the office (conference calls, sales pitches, new business targets, client liaison) bliss is kicking my shoes off at home, ordering a Chinese takeaway and having a long soak in a hot bubble bath, followed by a night of TV cuddled up to my Fiancé
2013 (May) - After a stressful and long (6 - 11 + on average 3 night wakings) day (breakfast thrown all over floor, tantrums x 5, a battle to get one sock on, a struggle to find the time to brush my teeth, fetching/carrying/picking things up constantly, a walk to the park, cleaning the kitchen twice, vacuuming whilst preventing a 10 month old from climbing the stairs - and that's all before midday) bliss is settling both babies before 9pm and having an hour to myself before tidying up and crashing out
2006 - Boyfriend takes me to Prague and proposes to me in an underground restaurant, we drink bubbly and stroll hand in hand as I dream about a fairy tale wedding
2011 (Jan) - Husband takes me to Burger King whilst we're on a middle of the night car ride to try to get our Daughter to sleep, we travel in silence as I dream about a decent nights kip
2009 (Sept) - Honeymoon; luxury hotel Greece, cannot choose between the A la Carte, Beach-Front Seafood, and Asian Fusion Restaurants
2012 (August) - Seaside Resort; North East Coast England, cannot decide what hurts most, nipples, C-Sec Scar or eyes when I see what I look like (2 year old and newborn who feeds every 2 hours...)
2007 - "Stress" is a long day, perhaps a client meeting with my boss or an industry show with pressure to network and win new business
2013 - Stress is being in a supermarket with a screaming toddler who needs a wee, a trolley full of shopping and a baby on my hip - all on 5 hours sleep
2007 - Spend £100 on BBQ food for our friends, turns into a wild party, end up getting so drunk I can't leave the sofa the next day
2010 - Spend £30 on colic medicine, up all night with unsettled baby, spend all next day crying with exhaustion
2005 - Pampering is a long hot bath with bath bomb, exfoliate, shave legs, wash hair in shower, deep condition, moisturise body, paint nails, give self pedi, pluck eyebrows
2013 - Pampering is a shower alone (no toddler sat under me) lasting more than 5 minutes, a bonus being the chance to slap some cream on and the time to brush my washed-but-not-always-conditioned hair before I scrape it into a bobble
With all of the above though, and reflecting seriously on how life has changed, I should add a couple more ;-)
2009 - Thinking wow...after 3 years of planning this is the happiest day of my life as I dance with my new Husband on our wedding day
2012 - The doctor shows me my baby - seconds old - and wow...after not knowing the sex I realise that I have 'one of each' - it's a boy :-)
2006 - Catching the way my Fiancé looks at me as he's about to propose and feeling butterflies
2010 - Catching the way my Husband looks at our newborn Daughter when he thinks I'm asleep in the hospital, and feeling utterly knocked sideways and blown away by love
2007 - Happiness is a good week at work, a night with friends, spending loads of yummy time with my gorgeous Fiancé, a new book, a shopping spree, a meal out, a tidy house, a good film...
2013 - Happiness is having the worst nights sleep, the most tiresome day, a messy house, snapping at my Husband...then still having one of those spontaneous, random moments of pure joy with our babies, and feeling like nothing matters but them and that I'm the luckiest woman in the world